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 These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. – Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. – Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. – Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. – Never Ever Part As Lovers.

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I.N.D.I.A. – I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. – Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. – Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction.

K.O.R.E.A. – Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. – Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. – May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D – Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

“Practice makes a man perfect”… – But nobody’s perfect… So why practice?
 
“Money is not everything’… – There’s MasterCard & Visa!
 
“One should love animals”… – They are so tasty!
 
“Save water”… – Shower with your girl friend!
 
“Love thy neighbor”… – But don’t get caught!
 
“Behind every successful man, there is a woman”… – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!
 
“Every man should marry”… – After all, happiness is not the only thing in life!
 
“Success is a relative term”… – It brings so many relatives!
 
“Never put off the work till tomorrow”… – what you can put off today!
 
“Love is photogenic”… – It needs darkness to develop!
 
“Children in backseats cause accidents”… – Accidents in backseats cause children!
 
“Your future depends on your dreams”… – So go to sleep!
 
“There should be a better way to start a day”… – Than waking up every morning!
 
“Hard work never killed anybody”… – But why take the risk!
 
“Work fascinates me”… – I can look at it for hours!

• I say no to drugs, they just don’t listen.

• A friend in need is a pest indeed.

• Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

• Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time.

• When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane.

• The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

• Born free, taxed to death.

• Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

• Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

• If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

• It’s not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

• I love being a writer… what I can’t stand is the paperwork.

• A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

• The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

• The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

• In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

• If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

• Beat the 5 O’clock rush, leave work at noon!

• If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

• It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

• I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

• Hot glass looks same as cold glass. – Cunino’s Law of Burnt Fingers

• The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

• Someday is not a day of the week.

“Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them – Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you’re keeping all of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back.

But the other four Balls – Family, Health, Friends and Spirit – are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for it.”

Jhooth bolna paap hai
nadi kinare saanp hai
kali mai aayegi
tumko utha le jayegi…

Aaj somvar hai,
chuhe ko bukhar hai
chuha gaya doctor ke pass
doctor ne lagayi sui
chula bola ooooiiiii

Aalu-kachalu beta kaha gaye the
bandar ki jhopdi mein so rahe the
bandar ne laat maari ro rahe the
mummy ne paise diye has rahe the

Budhe baba budhde baba
kahan jaa rahe ho
NADEE KINAARE
nadeee to ye rahi(pointing to the circle)
CHHOTI SI HAI
1 paisa daalo badi ho jaayegi
(baba 1 paisa daalta hai)
AB BHI CHHOTI HAI
1 paisa daalo aur badhi ho jaayegi

Meri roti kisne khai
bhalu ne
bhalu to mere saath tha
haathi ne
haathi to mere saath tha
sher ne
sher bhi mere saath tha
hum ne…………..

Ghoda hai jamal khayi,
picche dekho maar khayi
raste mein chalta tha
uski chiththi gir gayi
kisi ne utha lee
laad saab ko de di
laad saab ne phaad phood ke phenk di

Motu seth palang pe let
gaadi aayi phat gaya pet
gadi ka number 88
gadi pahunchi india gate
india gate mein 2 sipahi
motu seth ki hui pitai
humne khaaye khoob mithai,…….

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