All That I Need…

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak     

 bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.                   

 Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

Happy mujhe Deepu ne social work karne par bahut maara.

Moga kaisa social work?

Happy maine kabristaan k gate par Welcome ka board lagaya tha.

Happy: Agar naariyal k ped par chadh jaao to engineering college ki ladkiya

Dikh jayengi.

Moga: Phir haath chhod dena to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Moga Returns Home After 1 year Ask to Son: Teri Maa kahan hai?

Son: Wo to pichhle saal hio mar gait hi.

Moga crying: Mujhe bataya kyun nahi?

Son: socha surprise doonga.

Happy badly wanted to become a great man. So after a long research……

 he made a New addition to Newton’s low…

“Loos Motion can never be done in Slow Motion”.

Happy’s 60^th b’day..

Moga: ye cake pe bulb q lagaya hai?

Happy: 60 candles lagane me mushkil ho rhi thi isiliye 60 watt ka bulb laga diya.

Once a boy asked God: “Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage…??

God replied: “ No its Not, But the Problem is that you guys don’t sleep..

Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharaab ho gai, Hospital gai to Doctor ne kaha TEST honge.

Sardar bola “ hey Bhagwaan ab kya hoga… “MERI MAA TO ANPADH HAI”.

• A sample of Kannada movies produced by Kannada Software Engineers:
• CHATsod tappa..?
•  Ondu E-MAILina kathe
•  A.S.P Sangilyana
•  REDO raja
•  UNDOnu maadida DELEToo maadida
•  Muttinantha OFFER
•  Naanu nanna PC
•  DOLLLAR alegalu
•  JAVAda Jodi
•  CORBAna rani
•  IT Hudugara kannu US myaage
•  CHAT maadu Tamaashe Nodu
•  Chalisuva BRAINugalu
•  MAINFRAME Dhruvadim JAVA Dhruvaku
•  Gadibidi ENGINEER
•  Onde SYSTEMna MODULEgalu
•  Baa Nalle Usge
•  PROGRAMMERara Sawaal
•  COMPANY COMPANY kathe
•  Shri BILL GATES Mahime
•  Bhakta SABIR Das
•  INSPECTOR Narayana Murty
•  Koodi CODING maadidare swarga sukha
•  PMna avaantara
•  Veera SYBASE Lakshman
•  PMge takka PROGRAMMEr
•  MODEM Bazaar
•  JDBC bale ( A 007 movie)
•  Operation E-MAIL HACKER
•  NIAGARA teeradalli
•  HASIRU PATRA
•  NEWJERSEY
•  MICROSOFTna musuku
•  JAVA nanna JAVA
•  PREMJI kaanike
•  LOGON Death
•  Lady PROGRAMMER
•  E-Preethse
•  Ondanondu COLLUMNnalli
•  Eradu NETWORKgalu
•  PB Ganda VB Hendthi
•  BUGDevathe
•  MS Mallige
•  Messanger Muttanna
•  Abachoorina INBOX
• CHATsu Tappenilla..!
•  SYSTEMge Sawaal
•  HACKERana Sanchu
•  SILICON swapnagalu
•  Nammur IT Parke

Ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got everything…

The Developer Studio can really do magic…

Umesh : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?